President Trump has apologized about his threats to take the island of Greenland, one way or the other. He admitted, he made a mistake. What he meant to say, he will take the emerald isle, one way or the other. He will take Ireland, one way or the other. As there are 2 greenland isles he confused one with the other. He could simply say he would take both islands one way or the other, but many people might think then that he was a colonizing aggressor. Don't want to give people such an absurd impression ot this man of peace. Afterall, Trump has created a Board of Peace. Or was it board with peace?
Anyway Trump will send troops to Ireland and surround the home of Rosie O'Donnell and prevent her from making any more videos criticizing his Presidency. But Trump reconsidered. He thought Rosie's attacks on him were so weak, perhaps he should require that she appear on at least one news program daily with her confused denunciations of my Administration. How pleasant to be President - except when they are literally shooting at you.
(To All, this is a joke. You might have caught on with the first 2 words: Trump apologized.) Hugh Murray
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