Monday, August 29, 2016

HILLARY CLINTON'S SUPPORTERS FOR PRESIDENT IN 2016

            Polls indicate that former Sec. of State Hillary Clinton is well ahead of business man Donald Trump.  Below is a small list of those who support Mrs. Clinton for President of the United States in 2016.

The Radical Islamic Explosive Society
The Executive Committee of the Newest of the Newest Black Panther Party
Black Lives Madder (Angrier, if there is no protest, rioting, looting, and shooting)
The Alliance of the Open Society for Islamic Subversion
Cher
The Communists for a Socialist America Organization
The Socialists for a Communist America Organization
The Anarchist for America Dis-Organization
Former Pres. William (Bill) Clinton
The Congress of Undocumented for Citizenship and Preferential Rights
Barbara Streisand
United Mine Workers Who Now Seek Jobs Growing Tobacco
The Association of Tobacco Growers Who Now Seek Jobs Mining Coal
Chelsea Clinton
The American Criminal Liberties Union
The Association of Trial Attorneys Who Have Won Freedom for Accused Murderers
To Honor Omar Mateen (who killed 49 in Orlando, Florida), The Society of Parents of Mass Murderers
Debbie Wasserman Schultz (former head of the Democratic National Committee)
The Mexican Pharmaceutical Network (formerly, the drug cartels)
Film Critics Who Condemn Christians Who Make Videos About Muhammed
The Band of Muslim Brotherhood to Destroy Israel
The Planned Parenthood Recycling Society
The Shariah Supremacy Society
The Open Borders Society
The No Borders Society
Law Professors Investigating Committee – Police Are the Real Criminals
Law Professors Advocating Committee – Only Criminals Should Have Guns
Friends of Fidel’s Cuba
Friends of the New Venezuela
The Restoration Movement – of California, Texas, and other areas to Mexico
The Undocumented on Obamacare Coalition
The Committee to Promote the Voting Rights of the Undocumented
Major Donors of the Clinton Foundation

(Of course, this list is satire, meant to amuse.  Other than the mention of a handful of real individuals, all the organizations are fictional.  But, people who might like such organizations will undoubtedly vote for Mrs. Clinton.    Hugh Murray)

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